Currently Reading
24 favorite one Act plays
currently watching
Doctor who season 2
Torchwood season 1
currently listening to:
Fall Out Boy: Believers never die

Currently Performing:
The complete works of William Shakespeare (abridged)
PC

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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1st year Remus Lupin: I should probably just go along with James' and Sirius' plan so they'll keep me as their friend.
7th year Remus Lupin: 'Shut the fuck up and sit down!!'

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

I really love villains

not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way

in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

colfersaurusrex:

rabioheab:

there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea

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bitrates:

It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

everlastingdeen:

"Rue, my ally, my friend."

dontbedeaded:

is this real life

Or is this fantasy

hardcoregrandma:

me as a parent

splashythepelican:

andrewismusic:

gunnarolla:

gloomyteens:

just a random song i made with my soda bottle idk

This is actually the most amazing thing ever.

Video of the year.

Idk what I was expecting not this but this is better